Accidentally reposted something from Tantek using Monocle. Reposts aren’t supported in Sweetroll yet, so I deleted that post, but not before looking at the JSON and noticing that my parser didn’t understand the publishing date…

<span class="dt-published published dt-updated updated">
  <time class="value" datetime="05:55-0700">05:55</time> on <time class="value">2015-08-28</time>
</span>

Turns out I missed the whole “Date and time parsing” section of the value-class-pattern! Fixed.